The Fresh Prints

Cricket's Dougie Howser

CSI Thatham star, Will Smith, needs to be persuaded back to GCC.  As this recent picture clearly shows, since giving up cricket Will has lost three stone in weight, 14 years off his age and has even bought a season ticket at Arsenal.

There is a rumour going around that he even has a girlfriend – apparently tall, dark and has “been around a bit”, and goes by the name of Sal Compbell. Every other Saturday Will sits in his new seat alone, at Highbury. No doubt the weight loss and Arsenal thing are related in some way; I would be sick a lot if I saw so many broken limbs on the pitch. If anyone sees Will, tell him he is needed…

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One response to this post.

  1. Posted by Jonny Russell on March 17, 2010 at 10:57 pm

    The Beast used to have bottle and could grind out a 23 runs in the space of 3 hours. Now his mind and body have moved on and he now longer has what it takes to be a village cricketer. He will return once the penny drops.

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