Chairman “loses” Colin Jeffries

Missing Persona

Popular GCC funnyman and one-time vote-rigged Station Master Of The Year nominee, Colin Jeffries, appears to have been lost by Goring CC. Club Chairman, Toby Tomlinson, who was last in possession of him remembers “putting him down somewhere, but for the life of me I don’t know where”.

A thorough search of Goring’s finest hostelries and the John Barleycorn has failed to locate the (ex) scorer/archivist. A missing persons sticker is being added to all bitter pumps in South Oxfordshire in the hope that Colin might recognise himself and hand himself in to the nearest…station.

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One response to this post.

  1. Posted by Jim Ross on March 22, 2010 at 10:04 am

    This is alarming and I hate to state some obvious suggestions but – Dave Reed’s car boot? The ditch on the way back from Goring And St Reatley Golf Club? Or his jazz shed?

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