“Pussy” Gets Most Votes

Is it…?
 

A: The decision was put to the vote by the GCC Committee as to whether to spend money on either new kit for the club, or an array of dancing girls at the Annual Dinner…

B: In looking for a suitable single-word term to describe why Andy Ankerson get’s out so cheaply, GCC voted for…

C: In asking the GCC Honorary Life Members which Bond girl they liked the most…

D: None of the above.

Of course, the headline here relates to the close run vote for Upswinger! GCC Hall Of Famer, that is now closing with the winner being Pussy “Dave” Woodage. “Dave” pushed other GCC legends, Les Shep, CV and Reg Jeffries out to secure the inaugural award amassing 40% of the vote. Chris Vickery, in 2nd place, had clearly been out on the campaign trail after a poor start, visiting internet cafes posing as a terrorist in order to log multiple votes for himself on different computers. And it nearly paid off. Thanks to help from son Jamie and GCC IT Guru, Duncan Kent, CV ended up at 35% of the overall vote, leaving a measly 25% for Les and Reg to share between them. Les felt terribly hard done by in the vote, feeling that it was all some kind of a set up by what he calls the GCC “Dave” lovers and he had never felt like this previously with the club having “never been stung before”.

“Dave” will be inducted as the first member of the Upswinger! GCC Hall Of Fame in a lavish ceremony at this years, almost sold out, GCC Annual Awards Dinner & Darts. At which, we will also have more details on his illustrious GCC career from many other Goring players from years gone by. And, of course, we shall finally reveal exactly why he is called “Dave”.

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