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Firstly, these are all true. Secondly, don’t freak out. Thirdly, I know we’ve shown some of these before.

With nearly 20,000 visits to this blog, a number of those come from a link that a search engine has provided to the user. This is unlikely to be Steve Wincott though, as he has Upswinger as his home page (although…see below). The WordPress system provides data on the search term used by the user that made them end up viewing the Upswinger blog. I have removed the “Upswinger”, “GCC” type obvious ones, but the long list of others are presented below [with the number of times in square brackets]. Take some time to read these – some real classics in here. In most cases, I don’t believe the user was actually looking for the Upswinger site…impossible to pick a winner – but here are some of my favourites…:

  • #27. man with hand stuck in mincer
  • #39. my girlfriend nags
  • #60. murder in checkendon
  • #76. fitting a argos straight jacket
  • #77. prostitute in woodcote
  • #100. girl shows cricket player her ass
  • #105 & #106. men caught & men shagging
  • #135. swingers blackpool xmas 2010 (anyone we know from the Blackpool area?)
  • #159. “two japanese girls puking”
  • #163. ladypix
  • #168. please do not throw sausage pizza away

 

FULL LIST

1. george michael 2010 [35]

2. lost consonants [22]

3. doug sarney [12]

4. george michael stoned [10]

5. wagbo [8]

6. wokingham chestnuts cricket [7]

7. george michaels [7]

8. peter duncan [6]

9. wokingham chestnuts [6]

10. george michael arrested [6]

11. george michael arrest [5]

12. kent light [4]

13. photo recente georges michael [3]

14. steve wincott [3]

15. tom hedge cricket [3]

16. stoned george michael [3]

17. brandy crashes range rover [3]

18. goringsocialclub staff [3]

19. deer mounts poses [3]

20. wagbo x factor [3]

21. self advancement kit shirt [3]

22. anonymous does not like [2]

23. george michael gcc cricket pavilion [2]

24. the biggest deer killd in oh [2]

25. mean deer [2]

26. cricket kit models [2]

27. man with hand stuck in mincer [2]

28. will smith, goring [2]

29. graham lunt goring [2]

30. george michael recent photo [2]

31. pictures of george michael arrested [2]

32. dave woodage [2]

33. large right arrow [2]

34. wagbo wagner [2]

35. old prudence ferry [2]

36. hsbc advert [2]

37. a bottle of sarsons [2]

38. pavlova box [2]

39. my girlfriend nags [2]

40. upswonger [2]

41. jonny russell [2]

42. deer mate [2]

43. georgemichael [2]

44. bull fighters’ pants [2]

45. kitchener country needs you [2]

46. pool hall shooter [2]

47. george michael wham [2]

48. duncan hay [2]

49. jonny westcar [2]

50. jamir vikari [2]

51. “greg galbraith” shirts liverpool [2]

52. i hate henley-on-thames [2]

53. wham george michaels [2]

54. janine and duncan kent [2]

55. george michael getting arrested [2]

56. michael wincott news [2]

57. giles derrett [2]

58. kitchener [2]

59. derrett giles [2]

60. murder in checkendon [2]

61. tom ferry [2]

62. wheel chair guy crashing into lift [2]

63. deer getting hit by semi [2]

64. newcastle agrics naked calendar [2]

65. bigest bullet hole ever in a deer [2]

66. george michaels car crash [2]

67. matthew armitage [2]

68. bloke test [2]

69. deer totals car [2]

70. pinkneys green cc atherton [1]

71. goring on thames cricket club blog twitter [1]

72. cricket+eulogy [1]

73. upswinger exchange [1]

74. tim+deeks [1]

75. bradfield southend cc [1]

76. fitting a argos straight jacket [1]

77. prostitute in woodcote [1]

78. pavlova tree [1]

79. ross brown cricket goring [1]

80. goring cricket and upswinger batting masterclass [1]

81. checkered shirt for men tom cruise [1]

82. jimmy lennox [1]

83. castle lager, goring [1]

84. george michaels recent images [1]

85. goring on thames c c [1]

86. stephen wincott [1]

87. george michaels in a hat [1]

88. lenny conundrum this week challenge 371 [1]

89. uspwinger [1]

90. ollie carrier [1]

91. piers morgan [1]

92. will brownlee goring on thames cricket club [1]

93. berkshire league cricket tom hedge [1]

94. 2012 fifa logo t-shirt [1]

95. simon butterfield golfer [1]

96. tim deeks oxford [1]

97. spain victory parade [1]

98. video fille derrette suce [1]

99. players caught fixing [1]

100. girl shows cricket player her ass [1]

101. question mark over pub’s future upper basildon [1]

102. vikario familly tree [1]

103. wear the seatbelts [1]

104. wagner/wagbo [1]

105. men caught [1]

106. men shagging [1]

107. dead ferry men [1]

108. gorings jam [1]

109. mark hooson teacher [1]

110. white. golf convertible [1]

111. deer dicks [1]

112. funny pavlova [1]

113. oh deer [1]

114. ferry gijon [1]

115. match fixing in magazines [1]

116. stephen wincott reckitt benckiser [1]

117. what was the murder weapon used on tiara pool [1]

118. power point bull fighter [1]

119. psychic store front [1]

120. tour shirts [1]

121. “ben fuggles” [1]

122. graham lunt thames water [1]

123. wagbo gatwick [1]

124. “doug sarney” [1]

125. piss on ferry [1]

126. geoff capes t shirt [1]

127. when next in purple turtle hells angels 2011 [1]

128. duncan pointer [1]

129. spider head deer [1]

130. hitler story [1]

131. deer with shiny nose [1]

132. brandy’s range rover crash [1]

133. c.c.c exams gorement employer [1]

134. pictures just before you feel the pain goring [1]

135. swingers blackpool xmas 2010 [1]

136. plastic bull bar rav [1]

137. vw bristol christmas cruise cracker [1]

138. agrics nude calendar [1]

139. huge road kill buck in oh [1]

140. cricket eulogy [1]

141. deer head mounts poses [1]

142. big arrow select [1]

143. flying angels [1]

144. newcastle agrics society calendar [1]

145. peter a duncan [1]

146. brandys range rover in car accident [1]

147. christmas bull fighter [1]

148. cambridge united legend player [1]

149. will no one stop wagbo [1]

150. hand+cricket [1]

151. tim brammer [1]

152. deer in the back of semi [1]

153. pictures of george michaels parents [1]

154. snooker ball vw [1]

155. bull fighters killed [1]

156. deerand car kill pictures [1]

157. upswinger store [1]

158. google upswinger [1]

159. “two japanese girls puking” [1]

160. large right arrows [1]

161. christopher duncan son of donald duncan [1]

162. hass i photographed under the seven seas book [1]

163. ladypix [1]

164. trandem goodies [1]

165. deer that got massacred [1]

166. alexander mcgee goring cricket club [1]

167. deer mounts example [1]

168. please do not throw sausage pizza away [1]

169. len sexon [1]

170. colaboy69 [1]

171. “simon butterfield” hotel [1]

172. simen cowpat [1]

173. “chiltern park” air or air or park or plane [1]

174. “will balakrishnan” [1]

175. george michael bathroom [1]

176. goring cc twitter [1]

177. what is cricnic [1]

178. george michaels gay [1]

179. bull sport [1]

180. tim hodges goring [1]

181. “nuns acre” [1]

182. destroying a volkswagon with a sledgehammer [1]

183. duncan kent goring [1]

184. peter duncan curly hair [1]

185. agrics nude callender newcastle [1]

186. day skipper ex.5 q6 [1]

187. skint deer [1]

188. brandy crashed range rover [1]

189. i thought it was a deer [1]

190. where is hitler’s testicle [1]

191. handpoint wild west [1]

192. george michaels house goring on thames [1]

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One response to this post.

  1. Posted by Jim Ross on January 14, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    Imagine looking up boring old jamir vikari and getting the legend! Would make your day for sure.

    Reply

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